Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Connor is homosexuaI

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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