What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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