- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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