- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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