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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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