Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Anti Joke

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