Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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