How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Women's rights.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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