- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Yo mama so fat.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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