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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Your mother just died.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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