- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

woman's rights

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Gordon Brown smiles.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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