sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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