How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Dumbledore dies.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Go away still nothing to see

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

antonis sister is mighty fine

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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