What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Your girlfriend.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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