- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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