Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Everybody will die

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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