- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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