How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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