- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Knock, Knock Who's There

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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