- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

what is orange? an orange

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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