Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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