Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Dislike this.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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