- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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