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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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