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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Donald Trump

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Chlamydia

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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