Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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Worms don't like apples.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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