What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Granny porn!

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

it was all Tagart

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

I have read the terms and conditions

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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