- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

I'd like to make a withdraw

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

hi michael

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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