Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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