Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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eh

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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