- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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