Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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