- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

Why was the boy laughing? Because

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Continents are large islands.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

GOODBYE

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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