- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Kameron Brown is gay.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

a black man pays his child support

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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