So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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