- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

White men's rights

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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