It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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