- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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