Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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Everyone is different, but there are two of me, therefore I am unique. I have 72 different personalities, which all think, act and behave the same, all have my same name, but its still different to have such a thing eh? No I am not asking, I just added that weird little lightbulb symbol after "eh". People buy my book, its full of this nonsense... Its named "Are you left winged, or wrong winged" The book that has nothing to do with politics, and everything to do with politicians non existent sexlife! (seriously I had a book signing today... It was weird, people like stood in line twenty Signatures... AND PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING "HEY ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM HORSEHEAD?" Nero -WHO THE FUCK! IS THAT GUY ON HORSEHEAD?

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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it's funny because it's funny

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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