- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Well this is pointless.....

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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