What did the old man say? Im old

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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whats black and strange a paki

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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