- Anti Joke

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.