- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Connor is homo

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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