What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

F? No k

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

my egg roll

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

This is a joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

420

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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