Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

mitchell palmer sucks

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

if got a joke if fogot it

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Kameron Brown is gay.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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