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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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