How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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