- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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