- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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