If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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