- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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