Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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