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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

It got hit by a rocket.

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Corn Muffins

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Flowers are colors Love me

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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