- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Poop.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

black people

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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