Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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