what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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get in the car.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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[Insert anti-joke here]

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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