- Anti Joke

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why so serious? Your brother died.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't