- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Knock knock. Get out!!

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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