- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Whats funnier than 24.....25

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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