What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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TELL

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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