A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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Your adopted.....

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PENIS :)

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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