Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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