- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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