- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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