- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Knock, Knock Come in

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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