Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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