- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

roses are red violets are blue they really are

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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