Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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Anti Joke

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