After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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