Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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