Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

why did the zebra cross the road?

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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