Go away still nothing to see

Dumbledore dies.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Chlamydia

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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