- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Okay.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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