Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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