A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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KOOKABURRA

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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