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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Kys

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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