Cripples are lame.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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