- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

hey hey apple

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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