- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

arena football

A dyslexic blind man

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Racial Equality

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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