Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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