If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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black chicken. kfc

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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