- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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