A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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