There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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