- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

If youre African, why are you white?

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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