- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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