Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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