A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Chuck Norris.

learn. advance!

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

Stephen Hawking can walk

What is black and has no education A tire.

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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