- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

The FCC

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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