- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??