- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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